For those days when nothing goes right and you just want to hit the wall, take solace in a Dammit Doll - a friend you can slam, whack, pull and squeeze while yelling your favorite obscenities. Attached poem reads: "Whenever things don't go so well, And you want to hit the wall and yell, Here's a little Dammit doll, That you can't do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs And find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out Yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!" Keep one in the car, on your desk and gift one to a friend. Even Betty White loves them!*Patterns and shape may vary slightly from Dammit Doll to Dammit Doll. No two are alike - Dammit!While the pattern and hair color will be choosen by us, you can be assured that your Dammit Doll will be selected from our most current inventory.